19 Movie Quotes about Therapy (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about therapy, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitch in'.

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

2 I've been dead once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as therapy.

Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman (1989)

3 And ask my psychiatrist if he can see me, 5 days a week, twice a day.

Herbert Lom as Charles Dreyfus in Curse of the Pink Panther

4 So tell me, mein fraulein, when did you start hearing these voices? Was it something in your childhood, perhaps? Buried deep in your subconscious mind? Search your memory.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

5 Hi, y'all. Howling Mad here in voice only. This time my body has split, along with my mind. So at the tone, leave your name and the message, and I'll get back to you as soon as my shock therapy's over. Bye, now.

Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdock in The A-Team

6 Good afternoon, Doctor. You're 15 minutes early. -Yes, I know. My 3:00 patient jumped out of the window in the middle of his session, so I have been running 15 minutes ahead of schedule ever since.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

7 Nice parenting. -Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk.

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

8 You know, there is a more beneficial therapy for a man's lower back. -Oh, really? And what might that be?

Sean Connery as James Bond in Never Say Never Again

9 This is a classic case of a dysfunctional family. I mean, you should consider some help, some therapy. -He won't go!

Demi Moore as Diane Lightson in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

10 You're right. That kid's gonna need some serious therapy, man.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

19 Movie Quotes about Therapy (+ Sound Clips)

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