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I didn't call the doctor on account of the bump on your head, I called the doctor on account of the bump in your head.

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5 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Sleepwalker sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:17:15.062 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Come on, Alice! I'm not snoring!

- Will you stop pacing and sit down?

- You've had me up all night, Norton.

- The doc will be here any minute.

- What'd you call the doctor for? All I got is a little bump on the head.

- I didn't call the doctor on account of the bump on your head, I called the doctor on account of the bump in your head.

- I got the same doctor who took care of you down at the Department of Sanitation.

- How did you get that bump on your head?

- Well, being asleep, I don't really remember.

- You know that ladder that leads up to McCloskey's fire escape? You know, the one you have to jump up to pull down?

- Yeah.

- I think it comes down without jumping up and pulling it.

- That's the doctor. Look, get in bed. I told him I'd keep you quiet until he got here.

- Doc, you got to do something. He almost killed himself last night.

[...]

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Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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