6 Punchline Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

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A selection of punchline quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 Well, to make a long story short... -Too late.

Tim Curry as Wadsworth; Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard in Clue (1985)

2 I didn't call the doctor on account of the bump on your head, I called the doctor on account of the bump in your head.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

3 For once, I'm stuck without a punch line.

Mark Hamill as The Joker in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

4 Does your dog bite? -No. -Nice doggy... -I thought you said your dog did not bite. -That is not my dog.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

5 Kind of anticlimactic.

Steve Carell as Hammy The Squirrel in Over the Hedge

6 What's the matter? Is he laughing? -Yeah! Yeah! And the joke wasn't even that funny and I think I screwed up the punchline.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)