The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 247

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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2461 You remember that last year when Ralph had those three tickets... the four tickets to the World Series? -Yeah.

2462 You see, if other janitors that took care of this job had this efficiency system in mind, they'd still be here. -Mm-hmm.

2463 You see, Mr. Harper and his partner were gonna play a very important match this Sunday, but his partner was suddenly called out of town. So he wants you to play with him instead.

2464 You see, now, if anybody in the building wants me, all they have to do is buzz me, instead of yelling out the window for me, or yelling down the hall or screaming, 'Where is he?'

2465 You shouldn't have made out your own tax. I told you to go down to the barber shop, and get somebody to do it who knows how.

2466 You shut up! Sonny boy knows what he's doing.

2467 You sound just like that psychiatrist. The truth was right in front of his nose. Right in front of his nose and he couldn't tell it.

2468 You talk about the strain on the bus driver, huh? I've just often thought that you got to get the right person in the right job. I mean, some fellows are easygoing, and they're right for the rush hour crowds and everything.

2469 You tell him that you've discovered that you're absolutely incapable of handling this janitor's job.

2470 You tell me it's no joke.

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