I'm a crook, Joker, just like you. Now where's the payoff?

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7 seconds sound clip from Batman (1966) - The Joker Goes to School (S1E15) TV Series.

You can hear this line at 00:17:00 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- It was real crazy if you ask me. I might have fainted and given the whole game away.

- However, you didn't.

- Ah, I see you have this stuff.

- Of course.

- Any trouble getting it?

- Heck no.

- Like I told you, being chief cheerleader puts me on the student council. Once you're on that, you can get away with anything.

- Let's see.

- Hands off. Not until I get paid.

- Trusting little wench, aren't you?

- I'm a crook, Joker, just like you. Now where's the payoff?

- Hiya there, lamb chop, you busy tonight?

- You lowlife, get away from me.

- Now, look here, baby, I have plans....

- Are you stupid or something? The reason I've taken up crime is so I can get a taste of the finer things in life. Now beat it!

[...]

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