Why can't I get good help?

Catwoman (Julie Newmar)

4 seconds sound clip from Batman (1966) - The Cat's Meow (S2E29) TV Series.

You can hear this line at 00:22:42 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- You've been encased in an enormous echo chamber weighing two tons.

- Every sound in there will be magnified 10 million times. Even your breathing will sound like thunder. Ha, ha.

- And don't bother looking for your utility belt. I've had it burned. Ha-ha-ha!

- So, what's the purpose, CW?

- It's so that the drip...

- Why can't I get good help?

- Moe, turn on the faucet.

- I'm sure you recognize this as a variation of the legendary Chinese water torture.

- When I throw that switch, the noise will become excruciating. And your eardrums will be shattered.

- Shortly following that, your brains will be turned into yuch.

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