(Speaking chinese) My head is dehydrated. I need electrolytes for my pea brain which is constipated.

— Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.)

12 seconds sound clip from the Tropic Thunder (2008) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:31:54 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Okay. (6)

(Speaking chinese) You harvest rice at night?

- All right. That looks like it could be the munitions hut right there.

- I'm gonna try to find Speedman in the main building.

(Speaking chinese) I meant this morning, forgive my stupidness.

(Speaking chinese) My head is dehydrated. I need electrolytes for my pea brain which is constipated.

- I don't know Chinese, but it sounds like your improvising is for shit.

- Oh, fuck!

(Speaking chinese) Why do you cover your face? -You don't want to know. My face look like a koi fish stuck inside almond cookie!

- Get over here!

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