(Speaking chinese) My head is dehydrated. I need electrolytes for my pea brain which is constipated.

Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.)

12 seconds sound clip from the Tropic Thunder (2008) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:31:54 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Okay. (6)

(Speaking chinese) You harvest rice at night?

- All right. That looks like it could be the munitions hut right there.

- I'm gonna try to find Speedman in the main building.

(Speaking chinese) I meant this morning, forgive my stupidness.

(Speaking chinese) My head is dehydrated. I need electrolytes for my pea brain which is constipated.

- I don't know Chinese, but it sounds like your improvising is for shit.

- Oh, fuck!

(Speaking chinese) Why do you cover your face? -You don't want to know. My face look like a koi fish stuck inside almond cookie!

- Get over here!

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