81 Movie Quotes about Wedding (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Memorable quotes about wedding, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. First, I better go in there and propose to the girl.

Richard White as Gaston in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

2 This wedding is a sham and I'm here to stop it.

Eddie Murphy as Norbit in Norbit

3 Looks like the wedding's off, bro. -Church!

Eddie Griffin as Pope Sweet Jesus; Katt Williams as Lord Have Mercy in Norbit

4 Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding...

John Lithgow as Lord Farquaad in Shrek (2001)

5 There can be no wedding while this horrible creation of mine is still alive.

Quote from Frankenstein (1931)

6 A wedding! I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean 1: The Curse of the Black Pearl

7 I joke, I joke, I joke. Why you not know joke when you hear joke? Why you wanna make fight at wedding?

Eddie Murphy as Hangten Wong in Norbit

8 The one day she didn't do a perimeter check... Her wedding day.

Quote from Wreck-It Ralph

9 Very elegant affair. You should've seen it. Lot of grandeur. And not a single bug.

John C. Reilly as Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph

10 No, but you see, he's in love with a girl that wants him to win. I'm going to help him, so as we can both dance at his wedding.

Quote from Palooka (1934)