Looks like somebody's been down here with the ugly stick.
3 seconds sound clip from the Three Amigos (1986) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:21:11.413 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- You will know them. You will most certainly know them.
- Hey, why don't you come over here and sit on my lap? I wanna show you something, honey.
- Looks like somebody's been down here with the ugly stick.
- Excuse us. We're not Mexicans. We're from out of town.
- We were wondering if you could tell us where the best hotel in town is.
- There's no hotel in this town.
- Great. No hotel. I could kill somebody.
[...]