292 Wordplay Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 18

Updated: May 25, 2026

A selection of wordplay quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

171 You're never around when I need ya. -You never need me when I'm around.

Quote from Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

172 I am a vampire. -Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra. I'm an umpire.

Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

173 They must be into folk art. -Folk 'em.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne; Demi Moore as Diane Lightson in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

174 Where? Where is that euphemism?

Quote from Halloween Is Grinch Night (1977)

175 And I can report that I never had thort, that I'd ever report heh, a report of this sort.

Quote from Halloween Is Grinch Night (1977)

176 It's me your Don Juan. -I don juan to look at you.

Quote from Mad Monster Party? (1967)

177 A double-cross! -What did you expect? The Red Cross?

Phyllis Diller as The Monster'S Mate in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

178 Well, if there is a Lady Litton there must be leud. -A what? -Leud Litton.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

179 And never let him know that you know what he thinks you don't know you know. You know?

Robert Redford as Martin Bishop in Sneakers (1992)

180 Talk to her, Dad. She's a doctor. -Of what? Her first name could be Doctor.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle