187 Movie Quotes about Alcohol with Audio

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1 Why, it's more than I can bear.- More beer? -What for? Nothing helps.

Richard White as Gaston; Jesse Corti as Lefou in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

2 Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me.

Gary Oldman as Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

3 No. We must set an example for this questionable crew. There will be no consumption of alcohol of any kind.

Steve Whitmire as Kermit The Frog in Muppet Treasure Island

4 You know, champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey's a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

5 Drink up. You've got three pints to get through. -Three pints? At lunch time? -Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.

Simon Jones as Arthur Dent; David Dixon as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

6 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Peter Jones as The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

7 No, sir. I've quit drinking. -You've seen the error of your ways? -No, I just can't afford it.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan; Garry Marshall in A League of Their Own

8 Must be hard work entertaining me if it requires six ounces of rum.

Frances Dee as Betsy Connell in I Walked with a Zombie

9 Oh, excuse me, sir. I got a problem. See, I lost my I. D. In a flood, and I was wondering, since you're going in there anyway, could you pick me some Old Harper? Hard stuff? Would you buy me a bottle?

Terry The Toad in American Graffiti

10 Drink this. -What is it? -It has no name. Many brave men died to bring it here from the Galaxy of Pleasure.

Quote from Flash Gordon (1980)