145 Movie Quotes about Alcohol (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Oct 8, 2025

Memorable quotes about alcohol, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me.

Gary Oldman as Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

2 Whoa. I hope you're smart enough to know that that who hit John don't go with guns. -Oh, sure. Yes, sir.

John Wayne as J.B. Books in The Shootist

3 Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered, is the winner.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

4 I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So tell me why should it be true... that I get a belt out of you?

Cleavon Little as Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles (1974)

5 Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor? The only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government?

Michael Jai White as Black Dynamite in Black Dynamite

6 I'll show you fellas more liquor than you ever saw before.

Walter Pidgeon as Will Cantrell in Dark Command (1940)

7 Drink this. -What is it? -It has no name. Many brave men died to bring it here from the Galaxy of Pleasure.

Max Von Sydow as Emperor Ming The Merciless in Flash Gordon (1980)

8 I'm not guilty. You're the one who's guilty. You lawmakers, the politicians, the Colombian drug lords, all you who lobby against making drugs legal. Just like you did with alcohol during Prohibition. You're the one who's guilty.

Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in New Jack City

9 No, sir. I've quit drinking. -You've seen the error of your ways? -No, I just can't afford it.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own

10 Oh, excuse me, sir. I got a problem. See, I lost my I. D. In a flood, and I was wondering, since you're going in there anyway, could you pick me some Old Harper? Hard stuff? Would you buy me a bottle?

Terry The Toad in American Graffiti

145 Movie Quotes about Alcohol (+ Sound Clips)

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