181 Movie Quotes about Alcohol (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Sep 9, 2026

Memorable quotes about alcohol, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me.

Gary Oldman as Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

2 Why, it's more than I can bear.- More beer? -What for? Nothing helps.

Richard White as Gaston; Jesse Corti as Lefou in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

3 Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered, is the winner.

Quote from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

4 I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So tell me why should it be true... that I get a belt out of you?

Quote from Blazing Saddles (1974)

5 Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor? The only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government?

Quote from Black Dynamite

6 I'll show you fellas more liquor than you ever saw before.

Walter Pidgeon as Will Cantrell in Dark Command (1940)

7 Drink this. -What is it? -It has no name. Many brave men died to bring it here from the Galaxy of Pleasure.

Quote from Flash Gordon (1980)

8 No, sir. I've quit drinking. -You've seen the error of your ways? -No, I just can't afford it.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan; Garry Marshall in A League of Their Own

9 Oh, excuse me, sir. I got a problem. See, I lost my I. D. In a flood, and I was wondering, since you're going in there anyway, could you pick me some Old Harper? Hard stuff? Would you buy me a bottle?

Terry The Toad in American Graffiti

10 You know, champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey's a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940)