You should write a book, How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.
5 seconds sound clip from the The Swan Princess movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:12:26.729 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- I... uh... What else is there?
- We tried, Uberta. No one can say we didn't try.
- Goodbye.
- Mother.
- Derek.
- All these years of planning... wasted!
- What else is there? She says, is beauty all that matters? And you say, what else is there?
- You should write a book, How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.
- Heh-heh. Your turn, Prince Derek.
- I didn't know what else to say.
- Think. You must see something other than Odette's beauty.
- She's like... You know. And how about...? And then... I mean, right?
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