19 Movie Quotes about Charity (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: May 7, 2025

Memorable quotes about charity, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Well, you realize if you give money to the poor, they won't be poor anymore, will they?

Quote from Mickey Mouse

2 Christmas is a loving, honest, and charitable time. And though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that Christmas has done me good And will do me good, and I say God bless it.

Quote from The Muppet Christmas Carol

3 'This that the White Man calls charity is a fine thing for widows and orphans, but no warrior can accept it, for if he does, he is no longer a man and when he is no longer a man, he is nothing and better off dead.'

John Wayne as George Washington McLintock in McLintock! (1963)

4 Here, take this. Buy two cans of sardines and a loaf of bread.

Quote from Shottas

5 I won't! I mean, what's in it for us? What are we, some charitable institution? We're thieves! Go! I won't help!

Quote from Conan the Destroyer

6 Well, I haven't fought just one person... for so long. Been specializing in groups, battling gangs for local charities. That kind of thing.

Quote from The Princess Bride (1987)

7 There are some charity people here to see you, sir. -No! Send them away! There's a lot of people more deserving than me. -Ah, but these people want you to give. -Oh. Okay.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

8 We have to find somebody truly worthy to give his money to. How about... The National Association to Legalize Marijuana? -Perfect.

Quote from Sneakers (1992)

9 If I killed my nephew, would that be murder or charity?

Christopher Plummer as The Grand Duke of Owls in Rock-a-Doodle

10 This is a business. This is not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the impound business. But until then, we're the people to see.

Quote from Joe Dirt (2001)