Chris Farley: 156 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 6

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51 They seemed so friendly. -That's the way of the savage. Pretend to be your friend, share a drink, listen to your problems. Next thing you know, they're scooping your brains out with a spoon.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; Matthew Perry as Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

52 She is incapable of such things. She is as lovely as a dove!

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

53 The buffalo is near now. -Ah, you can tell that just by sniffing its droppings. -No. I can see the herd right over there.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; Matthew Perry as Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

54 That rack was not built by ninjas.

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

55 Hey, does this suit make me look fat? -No. Your face does.

Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley), Richard (David Spade) in Tommy Boy (1995)

56 What weapons do you choose? Pistols, swords, or... bare fists? -Drink. -Drink?

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

57 No, but it's nice to see you again, Mr. Insult.

As Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

58 Hey, sonny boy... Your mother wants her roasting pan back when you're done playing with it.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

59 Sorry about this wind. I can't believe there isn't any wind out here. This is ridiculous.

As Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

60 Bull's _! That's great!

As Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)