You're a saint.
3 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:34:44 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- I had a dreadful experience with a young officer to whom I had sold a virgin.
- A dud virgin? How could that happen?
- You see, the fellow who sold me the dud virgin also sold me a dud eunuch.
- I'll keep this one alive as long as I can.
- Now, I shall personally instruct the new maid in the niceties of housework, starting in my room.
- Uh, but, sir, uh, your son may be in that very house.
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