Now, I shall personally instruct the new maid in the niceties of housework, starting in my room.

7 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:34:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What happened?

- She turned out to be a dud.

- A dud virgin? How could that happen?

- You see, the fellow who sold me the dud virgin also sold me a dud eunuch.

- I'll keep this one alive as long as I can.

- You're a saint.

- Now, I shall personally instruct the new maid in the niceties of housework, starting in my room.

- Uh, but, sir, uh, your son may be in that very house.

- Oh. Oh, dear.

- Sir, this house is empty.

- Oh, so it is, sir.

- Don't you remember before your friend and neighbor, Erronius went abroad in search of his children, stolen in infancy by pirates, he asked you to look into his house from time to time?

- Oh, yes, now might be as good a time as any. Send the girl in here.

[...]

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