Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

Monty Python's Life of Brian

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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We were led by a star! -Led by a bottle, more like! Go on, out!

Well, who cured you? -Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes, cures me!

What have you got to lose? You come from nothing. You're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing! Nothing will come from nothing. You know what they say?

What will they do to me? -Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. -Crucifixion? -Yeah, first offense.

When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle and this'll help things turn out for the best.

Bloody donkey owners. All the same, ain't they? Never have any change.

'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'? -Go. -Conjugate the verb 'to go'. -Ire, eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt. -So eunt is? -Third person plural, present indicative. 'They go'.

A little ego trip from the feminists? -What? -Oh, sorry, Loretta.

And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time, all right? Thank you. Goodbye.

And the wine. -Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left.

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