Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

Monty Python's Life of Brian

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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There's no pleasing some people. -That's just what Jesus said, sir.

They must think the sun shines out of your ass, son.

Uh, look. It's not my cross. -What? -Um, it's not my cross. I was, um, holding it for someone.

Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area. -Pharisees separate from Sadducees. -And Swedish separate from Welsh!

What are you doing creeping around a cowshed at 2:00 in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

'Domus'? Nominative? -'Go home'. This is motion towards, isn't it, Brian? -Dative! No, not dative! Accusative, accusative! 'Domum', sir. 'Ad domum'. -Except when domus takes the... -The locative, sir. -Which is? -'Domum'. -'Domum'.

'You're cured, mate'. Bloody dogooder.

A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!

And to them only shall be given... to them only shall be given... -What? -Hmm? -Shall be given what? -Oh, nothing.

Are you the Judean People's Front? -Fuck off! -What? -Judean People's Front! We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front! -Wankers.

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