Monty Python's Life of Brian

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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81 By what name are you calling him? -Uh, Brian.
82 Excuse me? -Yes? -Are you a virgin? -I beg your pardon!
83 Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
84 I don't want that Roman rubbish! -Why don't you sell proper food? -Proper food? -Yeah, and not those rich, imperialist tidbits.
85 I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta. -What? -It's my right as a man.
86 Lay off! -This is the Messiah, the Chosen One! -No, he's not. -An unbeliever! Persecute! Kill the heretic!
87 Let me come with you, Pontius. I may be of some assistance if there is a sudden crisis.
88 Manacles? My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manacles... just for a few hours.
89 Now, you listen here. He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy. Now, go away!
90 So always look on the bright side of death just before you draw your terminal breath.
 
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