If I were healthy, why would I be here, Doctor?
3 seconds sound clip from the Trail of the Pink Panther (1982) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:41:04.362 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- As the hand understands the glove.
( Inspector Dreyfus whimpering)
- Try to get control of yourself, my friend. Giving in in this way is not healthy.
- If I were healthy, why would I be here, Doctor?
- I was referring to your blood pressure.
- I see.
- And now London, half in ruins.
- And Lugash, a helpless little desert country, about to be devastated.
[...]
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Funny quotes and lines from the 1982 film Trail of the Pink Panther, featuring short sound clips and sfx.
Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Joanna Lumley (Marie Jouvet), Herbert Lom (Inspector Charles Dreyfus), David Niven (Sir Charles Litton), Capucine (Lady Simone Litton), Robert Loggia (Bruno Langlois), Harvey Korman (Prof. Auguste Balls)
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