If I were healthy, why would I be here, Doctor?

3 seconds sound clip from the Trail of the Pink Panther (1982) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:41:04.362 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Colonel, you wouldn't...

- To save my president.

- Do what you must, Colonel. Just don't tell me about it. A president's conscience must be unblemished. You understand my meaning, General?

- As the hand understands the glove.

- Oh, great one.

( Inspector Dreyfus whimpering)

- Try to get control of yourself, my friend. Giving in in this way is not healthy.

- If I were healthy, why would I be here, Doctor?

- I was referring to your blood pressure.

- I see.

- He's such a maniac, such an idiot, such a fool. And such a lucky fool. He would fall backwards down a manhole and wind up in the arms of Brooke Shields.

- And now London, half in ruins.

- And Lugash, a helpless little desert country, about to be devastated.

[...]

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