He's such a maniac, such an idiot, such a fool. And such a lucky fool. He would fall backwards down a manhole and wind up in the arms of Brooke Shields.

— Inspector Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

12 seconds sound clip from the Trail of the Pink Panther (1982) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:41:11.661 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Oh, great one.

( Inspector Dreyfus whimpering)

- Try to get control of yourself, my friend. Giving in in this way is not healthy.

- If I were healthy, why would I be here, Doctor?

- I was referring to your blood pressure.

- I see.

- He's such a maniac, such an idiot, such a fool. And such a lucky fool. He would fall backwards down a manhole and wind up in the arms of Brooke Shields.

- And now London, half in ruins.

- And Lugash, a helpless little desert country, about to be devastated.

- You must get hold of yourself.

- Yes, I'm trying. I'm trying.

- You don't want to end up at Happy Acres again.

- No.

- But, you see Doctor, until Clouseau is out of my hair, out of my life forever, I'm doomed. I'll never smile again.

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