- Do you know why I'm smoking the wrong end?
- No, darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason.
- Right. I am smoking the wrong end because I have a very good reason.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Roger Moore), Countess Chandra (Joanna Lumley)

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You can hear this line at 01:38:09.934 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- My God.

- Yes, I... I know that.

- You!

- Yes, it, uh... It is me.

- I'm just checking bar for the bar-fleas, you know?

- Aah! Damn that swine step!

- You really should do something about your architecture there, my darling.

- Darling.

- Yes, my darling?

- You're smoking the wrong end.

- Yes, I knew that. You don't have to tell me I'm smoking the wrong end.

- Do you know why I'm smoking the wrong end?

- No, darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason.

- Right. I am smoking the wrong end because I have a very good reason.

- Are you all right?

- Yes, of course I'm all right. I'm examining the roof.

- Can I give you a hand?

- Oh. Thank you.

- Obviously you are not a smoker.

- Do you realize you are wearing my ice bucket?

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