Curse of the Pink Panther Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound bites of funny quotes from the 1983 comedy film Curse of the Pink Panther.

Actors: Ted Wass (Sgt. Clifton Sleigh), Herbert Lom (Charles Dreyfus), David Niven (Sir Charles Litton)

4 more actors

, Robert Wagner (George Litton), Capucine (Lady Simone Litton), Joanna Lumley (Countess Chandra), Roger Moore (Inspector Jacques Clouseau)

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1 And ask my psychiatrist if he can see me, 5 days a week, twice a day.

— Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

2 Can you rig a computer, so that no matter what I program into it it will select the exact opposite? -Black is white? Day is night? -Exactly.

— Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

3 Did that swine architect of yours move that door by any chance?

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Roger Moore)

4 Do you know why I'm smoking the wrong end? -No, darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason. -Right. I am smoking the wrong end because I have a very good reason.

— Countess Chandra (Joanna Lumley), Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Roger Moore)

5 Maybe they're trying to kill me! Who do I know that wants to kill me? No, no. It couldn't be my wife. She doesn't drive.

6 Darling. -Yes, my darling? -You're smoking the wrong end. -Yes, I knew that. You don't have to tell me I'm smoking the wrong end.

— Countess Chandra (Joanna Lumley), Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Roger Moore)

7 Have you tried that? -No. It looks like fun. -No, it looks like suicide.

— Lady Simone Litton (Capucine)

8 Compared to me, I'm afraid Baron Frankenstein was a quack.

— Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

9 Don't kiss him too hard. His lips might fall off. -What? -Just a little surgical humor.

10 Good afternoon. Where are you? -I am in agony.

— Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

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