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Sound bites of funny quotes from the 1983 comedy film Curse of the Pink Panther.

Actors: Ted Wass (Sgt. Clifton Sleigh), Herbert Lom (Charles Dreyfus), David Niven (Sir Charles Litton)

4 more actors, Robert Wagner (George Litton), Capucine (Lady Simone Litton), Joanna Lumley (Countess Chandra), Roger Moore (Inspector Jacques Clouseau)

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21 Oh, the south of France. Should be beautiful this time of year. -Unless you happen to fall off the grand corniche.

22 Shall we all have a drink? -An excellent idea. I will have my usual. A Kahlúa and root beer. -I'll just have the root beer.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Roger Moore)

23 That makes 3 attempts on my life in 2 days. -I am lucky. I've only had one.

— Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

24 Then what about a nice cup of tea? -Actually, it's a lot better for you than coffee. It's got about half the amount of caffeine in it.

25 There is one more thing, though. Could I have your autograph? It's for my grandfather.

26 What about the ringing? -I'm afraid that might take longer. -It's very loud. I keep wanting to answer the telephone.

— Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

27 You see, he rolls here on little wheels concealed in his paws. Every 30 feet he barks and goes caca.

28 A real hooker's just joined the party.

29 And to round out the ensemble, I'll throw in the instant companion pet, for all seasons. Observe.

30 Have you ever seen this man before? -No, I've never seen this man before in my life. Never. -It's inspector Clouseau. -Chief inspector. -That's inspector Clouseau? -Chief inspector!

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Roger Moore)

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