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Sound bites of funny quotes from the 1983 comedy film Curse of the Pink Panther.

Actors: Ted Wass (Sgt. Clifton Sleigh), Herbert Lom (Charles Dreyfus), David Niven (Sir Charles Litton)

4 more actors, Robert Wagner (George Litton), Capucine (Lady Simone Litton), Joanna Lumley (Countess Chandra), Roger Moore (Inspector Jacques Clouseau)

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31 Hello. I won't stay long. -I wish I could say the same.

— Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

32 How about 1500 for the entire ensemble, and all the caca? I've got to get this stuff off my hands.

33 How is he, doctor? -Well, he'll be here for a few weeks, but he's very lucky. We just got him in time. He could have choked to death on that goldfish.

34 I got an ulcer, I'm losing my hair, and you're driving me straight to the funny farm! You call that respect?

35 I hope I didn't offend you, inspector Dreyfus. -Not at all. By the way, it's chief inspector Dreyfus.

— Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

36 I only want to ask you a few questions. -Nevertheless, I have a perfect alibi. -For what? -For practically anything.

37 I'd give him something on account, but I only make enough to pay the utilities, and keep myself Yin-Gow San. -I don't believe I know the dish. -It's my girlfriend.

38 It's a man.

39 Ladies and gentlemen, after thoroughly searching the records of 13623055 candidates, I have come up with your man.

40 Look, you're not gonna believe this, but some men are trying to kill me. -You're right. -I am? -I'm not gonna believe you. -No, seriously. They were just shooting at me outside.

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