I'd work for nothing just to be around her, to watch her hair bounce as she walked, smell her creamy skin, cradle her head on my shoulder.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

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You can hear this line at 00:39:05 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- I'd work for nothing just to be around her, to watch her hair bounce as she walked, smell her creamy skin, cradle her head on my shoulder.

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- But muscle gave me my start in politics. It was when I was assistant to old man Zimmerman, the plumber.

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Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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