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- I never could fool you, could I?
- No.

6 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:04:33 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- They spit on your heart, shove it in the oven, then cook the shit out of it, they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to ya. They expect you to say 'Thanks, honey, it's delicious.'

- Well, it's not delicious, Juliet Forrest. It's rotten.

- I don't give a damn if I ever hear from you again.

- Juliet?

- This is Alan.

- Alan?

- Come on, Marlowe, no games.

- I never could fool you, could I?

- No.

- Listen, Juliet left me, and I feel like I've been hit with a wet frying pan.

- How the hell do you pick up the pieces?

- I'm just beginning to realise it's better to have something to look forward to.

- 'Look forward to.' Like what? Work?

- I can't get a break on this case.

[...]

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Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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