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- Juliet?
- This is Alan.
- Alan?

5 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:04:27 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Finally, I arrived at a very important conclusion. Shit on her!

- All dames are alike. They reach down your throat, so they can grab your heart and pull it out, they throw it on the floor and they step on it with their high heels.

- They spit on your heart, shove it in the oven, then cook the shit out of it, they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to ya. They expect you to say 'Thanks, honey, it's delicious.'

- Well, it's not delicious, Juliet Forrest. It's rotten.

- I don't give a damn if I ever hear from you again.

- Juliet?

- This is Alan.

- Alan?

- Come on, Marlowe, no games.

- I never could fool you, could I?

- No.

- Listen, Juliet left me, and I feel like I've been hit with a wet frying pan.

- How the hell do you pick up the pieces?

- I'm just beginning to realise it's better to have something to look forward to.

[...]

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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Sound Clip

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Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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