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I was too embarrassed to ask Doris for a favour after I'd tried to strangle her, so I went to the next name in my little black book.

10 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:42:56 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- The bread's none too fresh. Shall I toast it?

- No, thanks. I gave up stale toast for Lent.

- Lent?

- Nothing.

- Same old Doris. She used to get smoked turkey so it would keep for months. The when it finally went bad, she'd feed it to the maid.

- I had some smoked turkey. I guess the cleaning woman had it for her lunch. Oh, here's some pâté.

- Cleaning woman. Cleaning woman. Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman!

- Sorry. (2)

- I was too embarrassed to ask Doris for a favour after I'd tried to strangle her, so I went to the next name in my little black book.

- The blondest one on my list was a rich society dame named Jimmi Sue Altfeld.

- I almost hated to use her because she was so in love with me, it nearly made me sick. But business was more important.

- I wined her and dined her at the Plantation Club. Then I made my move.

- Last time we saw each other, I left you alone sitting at a counter at Schwab's. You don't hate me for that, do you?

- Of course I don't.

- Good

- I'd like to discuss something with you.

[...]

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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