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If you want me to investigate your father's death, I get $10 a day. Plus expenses.

9 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:06:21 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What makes you think your father's death wasn't an accident?

- Just before it it happened, he behaved very erratically, writing out lists of names, dozens of them. He wrote them on blotters and scratch pads, whatever was handy. Here's one of the lists or part of one. It's from a dollar bill.

- Somehow I got the feeling he was the victim of a giant conspiracy.

- You deducted murder and a giant conspiracy from this?

- You think I'm too impulsive, don't you?

- Maybe. Maybe not.

- If you want me to investigate your father's death, I get $10 a day. Plus expenses.

- Will $200 be enough in advance?

- For $200 I'd shoot my grandmother.

- That won't be necessary.

- You never can tell. On my last case, I had to throw my own brother out of an airplane.

- Where'd your father keep his papers and correspondence?

- He had a small private office downtown. Here's the key.

- Thank you, Mr Reardon. I appreciate this.

[...]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Sound Clip

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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