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My plan was working fine until... Agh! You stuck your finger in my bullet hole.

8 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:00:27 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- I decided to have a little chat with Captain Jarrett.

- How ya doin', partner?

- I can't breathe.

- Oh. Stuffy, huh? I'll give you a little air.

- Thanks. (Gunshots)

- Her lips were warm, and my arm wasn't the only thing that was throbbing. Our hearts were, too.

- My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face and then slowly move her to the next room, manoeuvre her next to the bed, marry her, and start the whoopee machine.

- My plan was working fine until... Agh! You stuck your finger in my bullet hole.

- Sorry, Rigby.

- I'll be all right.

- Why don't you lie down? I'll go to the drugstore and get you something for your arm.

- It's raining too hard. Call a cab. Hurry back. I feel like kissing somebody.

- Don't start without me.

- Hello?

- It's me, Margaret.

- Who?

- Margaret.

- Margaret?

- Margaret Croyden.

- Margaret Croyden? I don't believe it!

- I don't believe you've got the guts to call me again.

[...]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Sound Clip

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid poster

Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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