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- No dice, Margaret. Call me in another 12 years.
- All right, darling.

7 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:02:04 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- It's so quiet here.

- Oh, Victor's gone for the weekend, huh? Sorry. Not interested. Because I'm in love. Yeah, really in love.

- A few days ago I said something to a woman I thought I'd never say.

- I actually said 'I want to settle down in an ivy-covered cottage with you, rake the autumn leaves out of the backyard, squeeze orange juice for you in the morning.'

- I spoke to Victor. He'll give me the divorce. I'll tell you what. You Come down tomorrow. We'll drive back to town together.

- Wonderful! I can't wait to come bouncing back into your life again.

- No dice, Margaret. Call me in another 12 years.

- All right, darling.

- Hello?

- I have decided to close this case as of this moment. A check will be in the mail for you tomorrow.

- Please do not try to contact me as I will be out of town for some time.

- Juliet, has someone got a gun to your head? Juliet!

- A half-bottle of bourbon later I still couldn't believe it.

- Was Juliet crazy like her sister?

[...]

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Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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