So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no Black Cats, no Roman candles or Screamin' Mimis?

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7 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:30:37 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Man, firecrackers. You stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets. You shove 'em up bullfrogs' asses.

- I would never do that, 'cause I'm gonna be a veterinarian.

- Well, there you go.

- Someone shoves an M-80 up a bullfrog's butt, blows him to pieces, he comes back to you to fix it.

- You win twice, brother. It's good biz.

- So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no Black Cats, no Roman candles or Screamin' Mimis?

- Oh, come on, man.

- You don't got no Ladyfingers, Buzz Bottles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zip-a-dee-do-dahs or Crap Flappers?

- You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand and tell me you don't have no Whistling Bungholes, no Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honky Lighters, Husker Du's, Husker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, with or without the scooter stick, or one s

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Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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