You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand and tell me you don't have no Whistling Bungholes, no Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honky Lighters, Husker Du's, Husker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, with or without the scooter stick, or one s

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

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20 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:30:51 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no Black Cats, no Roman candles or Screamin' Mimis?

- No. (2)

- Oh, come on, man.

- You don't got no Ladyfingers, Buzz Bottles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zip-a-dee-do-dahs or Crap Flappers?

- No, I don't.

- You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand and tell me you don't have no Whistling Bungholes, no Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honky Lighters, Husker Du's, Husker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, with or without the scooter stick, or one s

- No. 'Cause snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

- Well, that might be your problem. It's not what you like. It's the consumer.

- Whee! Lookie there.

- Oh, that's happening, man. We should get bleachers over here.

- People'll come from miles around to see this thing.

[...]

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Joe Dirt (2001) Sound Clip

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Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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