Well, then I got a dog.
3 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:12:44 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Well, afraid not. This is a big old frozen chunk of poopie.
- Dude, you were eating off it.
- Okay, okay, that's too much, too much.
- You're telling me you'd rather have a dog than a frozen hunk of crap?
- See, it wasn't really my dog. It was this girl's dog.
- I was livin' in the woods outside of that postcard town I said. It's called Silvertown.
- And I'd come in to steal stuff, you know, food, whatever.
[...]