You're telling me you'd rather have a dog than a frozen hunk of crap?
6 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:12:45 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Dude, you were eating off it.
- Okay, okay, that's too much, too much.
- You're telling me you'd rather have a dog than a frozen hunk of crap?
- See, it wasn't really my dog. It was this girl's dog.
- I was livin' in the woods outside of that postcard town I said. It's called Silvertown.
- And I'd come in to steal stuff, you know, food, whatever.
[...]
Top rated lines from this movie
Sound bites of the most famous lines, funny voice quotes, and the best sound fx from the movie Joe Dirt movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.
Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)
Phantom of the Opera (1943) 451 Sounds / Quotes
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969) 2601 Sounds / Quotes
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 359 Sounds / Quotes
Knight Rider (1982) 1642 Sounds / Quotes
Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985) 162 Sounds / Quotes