Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Soundbites of the funniest quotes and classic jokes sampled from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). All the sound files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Graham Chapman (Arthur), John Cleese (Sir Lancelot), Eric Idle (Sir Robin), Michael Palin (Sir Galahad), Terry Jones (Sir Bedevere)

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21 O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

— Sir Galahad (Michael Palin)

22 You cheesy lot of second-hand, electric donkey-bottom biters!

— Sir Lancelot (John Cleese)

23 He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaargh.

24 (ROBIN SCREAMING - Sound Effect)

25 Ask me the questions, bridge keeper I'm not afraid. (2)

26 By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society!

— Sir Galahad (Michael Palin)

27 Depart at this time, and don't be approaching any more, or we fire arrows in the tops of your heads, and make castanets out of your testicles already.

28 Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

29 For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it and lived.

30 I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed, animal food-trough wiper.

— Sir Lancelot (John Cleese)

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