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- Bless you, sir. Alms for a leper.
- Alms for an ex-leper.

6 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:30.169 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Stop! Will you stop that? Stop it!

- Now, look! No one is to stone anyone... until I blow this whistle. Do you understand? Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... Even if they do say Jehovah.

(ANGRY CROWD THROWING STONES)

- Good shot! Bravo!

- Have I got a big nose, Mum?

- Oh, stop thinking about sex.

- I wasn't!

- You're always on about it, morning, noon and night. Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

- Bless you, sir. Alms for a leper.

- Alms for an ex-leper.

- Bloody donkey owners. All the same, ain't they? Never have any change.

- Oh, here's a touch. Spare a talent for an old ex-leper?

- Buzz off!

- Spare a talent for an old ex-leper?

- A talent? That's more than he earns in a month!

- Half a talent, then.

- Now, go away!

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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