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- Spare a talent for an old ex-leper?
- A talent? That's more than he earns in a month!
- Half a talent, then.

6 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:45.768 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Have I got a big nose, Mum?

- Oh, stop thinking about sex.

- I wasn't!

- You're always on about it, morning, noon and night. Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

- Bless you, sir. Alms for a leper.

- Alms for an ex-leper.

- Bloody donkey owners. All the same, ain't they? Never have any change.

- Oh, here's a touch. Spare a talent for an old ex-leper?

- Buzz off!

- Spare a talent for an old ex-leper?

- A talent? That's more than he earns in a month!

- Half a talent, then.

- Now, go away!

- Come on, Big Nose, let's haggle.

- What?

- All right, cut the act then.

- Say you open at one shekel. I start at 2000. We close about 1800.

- No.

- 1750?

- Go away!

- 1740?

- Will you leave him alone?

- All right, two shekels. Just two. Isn't this fun, eh?

[...]

Monty Python's Life of Brian Sound Clip

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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