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- Well, what happened? I were cured, sir.
- Cured?
- Yes, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you.

5 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:15:21.012 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Will you leave him alone?

- All right, two shekels. Just two. Isn't this fun, eh?

- Look, he's not giving you any money, so piss off!

- All right. Half a shekel for an old ex-leper?

- Did you say ex-leper?

- That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the bell, and proud of it, sir.

- Well, what happened? I were cured, sir.

- Cured?

- Yes, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you.

- Well, who cured you?

- Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes, cures me!

- One minute, I'm a leper with a trade, next minute, my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a buy or leave.

- 'You're cured, mate'. Bloody dogooder.

- Well, why don't you go and tell him that you want to be a leper again?

- I could do that, sir. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose.

- What I was thinking, I was going to ask him if he'd make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt. Excuse my French, sir, but...

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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