All right. I'll tell you what. Listen to this.

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You can hear this line at 01:12:15.130 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Well, I told him that, but he never listens to me, silly man.

- I mean, I was wonderin'... Well, you know, what you was thinkin' of doin' after that. I mean, will you stay on your own? Or is there, well, someone else, sort of, on the horizon?

- I'm too old for that sort of thing. I'm past my prime.

- Not at all. Very attractive woman.

- Well, I'm certainly not thinking of getting hitched up again.

- Can we have your liver then?

- I would be scared.

- All right. I'll tell you what. Listen to this.

- Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, and things seem hard or tough, and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, and you feel that you've had quite enough.

- Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving, and revolving at 900 miles an hour. It's orbiting at 19 miles a second so it's reckoned a sun that is the source of all our power.

- The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see are moving at a million miles a day in an outer spiral arm at 40000 miles an hour of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.

- Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars. It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.

- It bulges in the middle 16000 light years thick, but out by us, it's just 3000 light years wide.

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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