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But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock and you won't come back. Thank you very much.

7 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:18:22.810 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

- Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong:

- It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick, from the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick

- So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.

- Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or your cock, you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock.

- But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock and you won't come back. Thank you very much.

- Oh, what a frightfully witty song.

- Terribly clever.

- Jolly good.

- Marvelous.

- Oh, shit! It's Mr. Creosote!

- Good afternoon, sir, and how are we today?

- Better.

- Better?

- Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

- Gaston? A bucket for monsieur.

- Merci, Gaston.

- I haven't finished.

- Oh, pardon! Gaston?

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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