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Hindu, Taoist, Mormon spill theirs just anywhere, but God loves those who treat their semen with more care

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16 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:28:55.322 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're a Catholic the moment Dad came.

- Because every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

- Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

- Let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found.

- Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good, every sperm is needed in your neighborhood.

- Hindu, Taoist, Mormon spill theirs just anywhere, but God loves those who treat their semen with more care

- Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. (2)

- Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good, every sperm is needed in your neighborhood. (2)

- Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine. God needs everybody's. Mine. And mine. And mine

- Let the pagans spill theirs o'er mountain, hill and plain. God shall strike them down, for each sperm that's spilt in vain.

- Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good, every sperm is needed in your neighborhood.

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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