No, no. I mean because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue.

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12 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:32:41.236 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Why do they have so many children?

- Because every time they have sexual intercourse, they have to have a baby.

- But it's the same with us, Harry.

- What do you mean?

- Well, I mean we've got two children, and we've had sexual intercourse twice.

- That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted.

- And what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.

- What, you mean lock the door?

- No, no. I mean because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue.

- What do you mean?

- I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you.

- And by wearing a rubber sheath over my old fellow, I could ensure that when I came off, you would not be impregnated.

- That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself.

- When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.

- And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want. French Ticklers, Black Mambos, Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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