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- No one has ever had their liver taken out by us and survived.
- Just lie there, sir. It won't take a minute.

6 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:09:33.683 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Don't worry, dear. I'll get it.

- Yes?

- Hello. Can we have your liver?

- What?

- Your liver. It's a large glandular organ in your abdomen. You know, it's reddish-brown, it's sort of...

- Yeah, yeah, I know what it is, but I'm using it.

- Come on, sir. Don't muck us about. Hello!

- What's this, then?

- A liver donor's card.

- Need we say more?

- No.

- Listen, I can't give it to you now. It says, 'In the event of death.' My God!

- No one has ever had their liver taken out by us and survived.

- Just lie there, sir. It won't take a minute.

- Here. What's going on?

- He's donating his liver, madam.

- Is this because he's got one of those silly cards?

- That's right, madam.

- Typical of him.

- He goes down to the public library, sees a few signs up, comes home all full of good intentions. He gives blood, does cold research, all that sort of thing.

- What do you do with them all, anyway?

- They all go to saving lives, madam.

- That's what he used to say. 'It's all for the good of the country,' he used to say. Do you think it's all for the good of the country?

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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