- Sarge?
- Yes, Wyclif, what is it?
- Well, I'm learning the piano.

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7 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:50:46.254 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Yes! Atkinson. What would you rather be doing, Atkinson?

- Well, to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd rather be home with the wife and kids.

- Would you now?

- Right. Off you go.

- Now, everybody else happy with my little plan, of marching up and down the square a bit?

- I've got a book I'd quite like to read.

- Right, you go read your book then!

- Now, Everybody else quite content to join in with my little scheme of marching up and down the square?

- Yes, Wyclif, what is it?

- Well, I'm learning the piano.

- Learning the piano?

- And I suppose you want to go practice, eh? Marching up and down the square not good enough for you, eh?

- Right! Off you go!

- Now, what about the rest of you? Rather be at the pictures, I suppose. All right! Off you go!

- Bloody army. I don't know what it's coming to.

- Right. Sergeant Major marching up and down the square. Left, right, left.

- Democracy and humanitarianism have always been trademarks of the British Army.

- And have stamped its triumph in the furthest-flung corners of the Empire.

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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