To tell the truth, we are completely mad. We're inmates of a Bengali psychiatric institution, and we escaped by making this skin out of old used cereal packets.

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10 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:59:33.169 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- We're doing an advert for Tiger Brand Coffee.

- 'Tiger Brand Coffee is a real treat. Even tigers prefer a cup of it to real meat.'

- Now, look...!

- All right, all right. We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in 1839 and this is the 50th anniversary.

- No. We're doing it for a bet.

- God told us to do it.

- To tell the truth, we are completely mad. We're inmates of a Bengali psychiatric institution, and we escaped by making this skin out of old used cereal packets.

- It doesn't matter!

- It doesn't matter why they're dressed as a tiger. Have they got my leg?

- Good thinking. Well, have you?

- It's because we were thinking of training as taxidermists. We wanted to get the feel of it from the animal's point of view.

- Now look, we're just asking you if you've got this man's leg.

- A wooden leg?

- No, no, a proper leg. He was fast asleep, and someone or something came in and removed it.

- Without waking him up?

- I don't believe you.

- We found the tiger skin in a bicycle shop in Cairo. The owner wanted it taken to Dar Es Salaam.

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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