Up, up, up your premium. Scribble away, but balance the books.

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11 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:31.826 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- And so, heartened by their initial success, the desperate and reasonably violent men of The Permanent Assurance battled on...

- Until, as the sun set slowly in the west, the outstanding returns on their bold business venture became apparent.

- Once-proud financial giants lay in ruins, their assets stripped, their policies in tatters.

- Full speed ahead, Mr. Cohen!

- Up, up, up your premium. Scribble away, but balance the books.

- It's fun to charter an accountant and sail the wide accountancy. To find, explore the funds offshore, and skirt the shoals of bankruptcy.

- It can be manly in insurance we'll up your premium semiannually.

- It's all tax-deductible, we're fairly incorruptible, sailing on the wide accountancy.

- And so, they sailed off into the ledgers of history...

- One by one, the financial capitals of the world crumbling under the might of their business acumen.

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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