You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small, so small it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.
7 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:55:27.630 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- As right as rain in a couple of days.
- Oh. Thanks for the reassurance, Doc.
- Not at all. That's what I'm here for.
- Any other problems I can reassure you about?
- Jolly good. Well, must be off.
- So it'll just grow back again, then, will it?
- I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's not a virus, I'm afraid.
- A tiger?
- A tiger?
- Hmm?
- Ah, well, it's probably escaped from a zoo.
- Doesn't sound very likely to me.
- Sir! Sir! The attack's over, sir. The Zulus are retreating.
- Quite a lot of casualties, sir. C-division wiped out. Signals gone. Thirty men killed in F-section.
- I should think about 150 men altogether, sir.
- I haven't got the final figures, but there's a lot of seriously wounded in the compound...
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