- Do you have a girlfriend?
- Does it matter?
- Well, I'd like to think you were available.
- Oh, I'm available.
8 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:47:04.355 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Can I ask you a personal question?
- Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend, don't you?
- Kind of.
- Well, I haven't made love to him yet.
- Do you think it's possible that some day you could make love with me and think of him?
- Who knows? Maybe you and he can make love and you could think of me.
- I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere.
- Well, I'd like to think you were available.
- Did you forget about my ass?
- No! No, I've been thinking about it.
- What is she? Some great piece of ass?
- She's no great piece of ass.
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